Zuzi's Tail - No 13 - Bad Insurance Company Hates Me
I have visited our doggie park to socialize with other furry friends and sometimes Alinka takes me alone. It is very small with only enough seats for about six people. We have had no problems for the past several years as the big dogs are well behaved and friendly.
Suddenly, the bad insurance company, wants to charge our HOA extra money because of these lame excuses: 1) they want to separate the large dogs from the small dogs like me, I am only ten pounds but there is not enough room in the tiny dog park. 2) They want "breed restrictions", but we live in an over 55 community and nobody has a Rottweiler. And who should be appointed "Fido hater" to discriminate against a particular breed? Are cats not allowed? What about the buzzards that fly over the doggie park?
3) The by-laws in the HOA does not have a clause about me. They want to implement a word salad to justify squeezing more money out of our owners.
All the dogs on my street, who are permitted to pee on my grass and I have an understanding that I can also pee on their corners, because we get along, unlike some of our owners who disagree and do not permit mutual urination.
It is obvious that the greedy insurance company does not understand canine behavior. We are loyal, (unlike them) lovable (instead of greedy) companionable (instead of competitive) and ask for nothing more than to go walkies and socialize in our little doggie park, without causing our owners to go bankrupt.
Dog food and especially vet fees are exhorbitant and I see no need to increase insurance premiums just to line the pockets of greedy, dog hating, executives.
—ZUZI